We all know them, the people who think they are oh so simple and easy! If only!!!
Can we do one thing in this new year...make a unanimous decision to see ourselves the way we really are and embrace it...huh...can we just!! High or low maintenance...OWN IT!!!
Beer Gut Momma who is still trying to blame her midsection on baby weight from her first child (who is now 2 going on 3), um, you had the gut before you were pregnant!I insist you stop telling me about your diet and nutritionist until you actually lose 10 or more pounds visibly, which could happen if you didn't demand we feed you every two hours (not really, but always wants food in meetings).
Switchboard Annie can you stretch out your constant calling from every 5 minutes to every 15 or 30 minutes, so the people you just issued a new set of directives to can actually think and execute something before the next order from on high!
Precious Boy, can you try and change a desk lamp light bulb yourself instead of sitting in the dark for days complaining and waiting for someone to come and do it for you? Daylight and patience only go so far...its still funny to see you get so worked up over it though!
Captain Panic, everything is not an emergency! It just isn't! Lets try and prioritize, maybe establish some color codes and numbers for situations as they arise, it works for the government, I'm sure it can work for us too!
As for my low maintenance people, you are eternal gods in my eyes, don't change a thing! Well...stop apologizing when you actually need something, really its no problem at all:)
This is the plan, so it is written, so let it be done!
And we're off...
