Apparently the natural order of the universe blew all to hell this morning, and I am here front and center watching all the pieces fall where they may, broom and dust pan in hand!
Started day with personal appt in a lab with nothing but old people and pregnant women, watching everyone navigate getting on/off the elevators and in/out the doors with bellies and walkers with assorted color tennis ball wheels was strange, hilarious and a smidge annoying because I was in a hurry!
Get to work to find the mountain resort is snowed in, retreat cancelled and now the offsite is onsite starting tomorrow! Oh boy!
CEO's dizzy assistant is all in it, over it, around and through it, and won't get out of it. Asking people with back injuries to help move things, YIKES!! Yeah, no time for ideas and tomfoolery lady, we need to make this happen like yesterday, step aside, I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE!! Leaves promptly at 5:00pm declaring complete and utter exhaustion, cute!!
Taking over the studio for the day, Ditsy Studio Manager, in a constant fog cannot seem to understand what needs to be done, which is block out the studio, listen to what I am telling you, follow my lead, and execute. End of the day,I send a detailed summary email to studio staff who have done this numerous times with me, copy Studio Manager, why do I receive a response asking me what needs to be done??? Nothing sweetie, go back to sleep:)
Chief Bob wants to decide the menu for tomorrow, and will do it tomorrow morning!!
Ok, except if you want breakfast and lunch catered and delivered I usually need to get the orders in as soon as possible! Luckily over the years I have an amazing group of go to restaurants that will take care of my last minute orders stat and perfectly executed. How much you want to bet its going to be one of those places that claims to be set up for catering, but freaks when you place orders for more than 8 people, doesn't have serving dishes to accommodate large parties and they don't really have delivery services lined up regularly!
Can't wait to see how this all works out, I know it will be just fine, the credit will go to all those who did nothing but get in the way, and our natural balance will be restored.
And we're off...
