Remember what I said about sugar and spice! This one is tinged with sugar and heavy on the spice!
Tinkle Patrol originally sent April 8, 2004
This one is just for you fellas...
The tinkling has gotten our of control ( specifically on the toilet seats and floors)!!
Needless to say we are asking that you sharpen your aim and take additional care when trying to hit the target or clean up after yourself if you don't quite make it!
We can provide fruit loops and cheerios if you are in need of practice...You've seen the signs...
If you sprinkle while you tinkle be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!!
Hopefully no further clarification is needed..........Thanks
Original sent to our population September 8, 2005
Re-sent to our population February 15, 2007
Good Morning All:
It is time once again to address some on-going issue around our "Campus"
BATHROOMS:
Please be mindful of the amount of TP you are using and please for the love of all that is sacred FLUSH THE TOILETS, and stay to make sure everything you have deposited has gone completely down the chute!! Before you leave the restroom please PUT THE SEATS AND LIDS BACK DOWN!!! We do have important guests coming through frequently and needless to say their senses should not be assaulted with these type of things.
Everyone: Use the air fresheners, they are there for a reason!!
Gentlemen: please be mindful of your aim and clean up any spots in the general vicinity
Ladies: please be mindful of proper disposal of sanitary products
Tooth brushers: When rinsing please be thorough and rinse the sinks as well when you are done.
KITCHEN AREA:
If you take the last cup of coffee, you know who you are, start a fresh pot. The backlash from the caffeine addicts around here should really frighten you!!
NEW: Please bring your coffee mugs to your respective kitchen areas at the end of the day.
If you put food in the refrigerators, please remember to either eat it or throw it out in a reasonable amount of time.
Take your tupperware, gladware etc. home, there is not enough room to store it here.
When throwing out stinky food, please take it directly to the dumpster. Yes one person's rose is another's stinkin' rose, but you get the general idea.
That's it for now.... Thank you to all of you who make these efforts daily without being asked !!
It appears its time for a 2010 dose!
And we're off...
