HRSpout Theory of E = mc2 explained, aka, a message to Micro-managers wherever you are...
E = Energy
The energy it took for you to stand over me explaining the little crap you should be able to do yourself, but are too out of touch, since there have been several new incarnations processes which you have not bothered to stay up to date on, so you would not actually know how to do it yourself anymore, but still feel the need to tell me how its done...the old fashioned obsolete way!
M = Mass
The massive amounts of nano-seconds of my life lost listening to you blather on about this stupid shit, demonstrating yet again that you clearly have no concept of how we have progressed in the field of Human Resources and can now do things online, with carriers and vendors, some of it even in real time!
C2 = C squared/square of the speed of light
The actual time it takes me to log on and get some of these things done, but i let you think its laborious so I can somewhat count on your complete unwillingness to learn, to bolster my necessity for we hope a wee bit longer...in theory.
And we're off...
