A collection of barbs traded between myself and a few of our resident artistic types.
Suffice it to say, we often give as good as we get!
Enjoy!
-----Original Message-----
From: A
Sent: Wednesday, March 05, 2003 11:15 AM
Subject: RE: Coke Machine
Help me...
I can't cope w/out Diet Coke. I'm losing my friggin mind! God help us all !!!!
Warm Regards,
A
-----Original Message-----
From: HR Manager
Sent: Wednesday, March 05, 2003 11:07 AM
Subject: Coke Machine
Get a hold of yourself man!!
The driver will be here on Friday to service and fill the machine with diet coke etc.....just try to cope until then please!!
I knew you would have the final word with this...Help is on the way!
-----Original Message-----
From: A
Sent: Wednesday, August 20, 2003 5:48 PM
Subject: RE: COKE MACHINE
I"m melting.....
A
-----Original Message-----
From: HR Manager
Sent: Wednesday, August 20, 2003 4:40 PM
Subject: COKE MACHINE
Importance: High
We have already called Coke to have the machine restocked.
We are well aware that the machine is completely empty, well aware that you may melt or worse parish from not being able to quench your thirst with a frosty soda, and well aware of how much you truly need this type of refreshment in this heat!
We maintain complete confidence that you will be able to make it through the coming hours...remember it's always darkest before the dawn!!
In case you missed the point, it will be restocked shortly.....Thanks
Flash Forward, The Hits keep Coming...
-----Original Message-----
From: HR Manager
Sent: Friday, August 31, 2007 10:29 AM
Subject: COKE MACHINE UPDATE
Importance: High
Coke man came this morning.....with no Diet coke left on the truck...seems the call before us took all the diet coke...long story short....go to Ralph's for your fixes folks!! Diet Coke refill slated for Tuesday!
New Info:
the delivery trucks are mostly geared toward stocking bottled beverages now ( cans are apparently obsolete).
Option:
- switch to a bottle vending machine ( 20oz bottles)
- price goes to $1.25
- more flavor options ( see below)
Current Cans
Coke
Diet Coke
Sprite
Dasani Water
Dr. Pepper
20oz Bottle Options
Classic Coke
Diet Coke
Coke Zero
Sprite Zero
Cherry Zero
Tea
Lemonade
Squirt
Cactus Cooler
Sprite
Dr. Pepper
Diet Dr. Pepper
So give me feedback by end of day today, majority rules!!
-----Original Message-----
From: HR Manager
Sent: Tue 9/4/2007 17:24
Subject: COKE MACHINE UPDATE
Still no diet coke.....if detox has started....the hospital is down the street and various urgent cares are in the immediate area....or you ca go to Ralph's :)
-----Original Message-----
From: HR Manager
Sent: Thursday, September 06, 2007 1:30 PM
Subject: Guess who has Diet Coke?
WE DO!!
Human Resources Manager
From: A
Sent: Thursday, September 06, 2007 1:48 PM
To: HR Manager
Subject: RE: Guess who has Diet Coke?
Dear HR Manager [Hey, slacker,]
Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter. [Congrats on getting this tiny task done in under nine months.]
It warms my heart to know that you are looking out for Diet Coke drinkers. My people rejoice! [Phooey to you, we've found other sources of refreshment and don't need your stinking chemical water.]
We are grateful for your kindness. [Ha! NOT!]
Sincerely yours, [Good riddance,]
A [Your worst nightmare]
Which Brings Us to 2009
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From: A
Sent: Monday, November 30, 2009 11:44 AM
Subject: RE: Changes to the Coke Machine
Can he add a slot for Diet Absinthe?
I believe they are stock piling in Vancouver for the Winter games!
A
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From: HR Manager
Sent: Monday, November 30, 2009 11:43 AM
Subject: Changes to the Coke Machine
rate has been/will be raised from 75 cents to 1.00 ( coke man came out to audit the machine)
adding a slot for Coke Zero
slots will be as follows:
4 Diet Coke slots
2 Regular Coke slots
1 Coke Zero slot
1 Dr. Pepper slot
1 Sprite slot
and a partridge in a pear tree!
All is well that ends well...lol...if only!
And we're off...
